We believe that we have exceptional products and a great customer service policy in a world where the cult of mediocrity prevails.
We offer worldwide shipping.
Stock permitting, most orders can be delivered within 2-5 working days, however please allow 28 days for delivery as we occasionally run out of some of our popular items. If your order is being shipped outside of the UK, please allow extra time for delivery and be mindful that customs charges may be applicable.
We try to keep delivery costs as simple as possible, and countries with online checkout will find the prices in the table below.
under £29 spend = £4
over £29 spend = FREE SHIPPING
under £60 spend = £8
over £60 spend = FREE SHIPPING
under £90 spend = £12
over £90 spend = FREE SHIPPING
We cannot deliver to PO Box address and please remember, like most retailers, our deliveries do require a signature.
We trust our couriers (who we know and love!) to deliver our products to you in perfect condition. However, damages do very occasionally occur in transit. Therefore, when receiving deliveries please check for damages to the outer box before signing the receipt. If there is visible damage please sign and write "outer damaged" below your signature. If you have a moment to open the parcel and check the contents it's always advisable but if you're pushed for time please write "contents unchecked" below your signature.
If you've not received your order within 7 working days and have not heard from us regarding a delay to your order, please contact us ASAP and we will follow-up with our couriers on your behalf to save your phone bill!
We ask that you contact us within 21 days of placing your order otherwise we will be unable to use our couriers 'track & trace' system to locate a missing parcel and therefore unable to replace or refund any missing goods after this time.
EXCHANGES AND RETURNS
We are very happy to refund or exchange items you are not entirely happy with and we will gladly pay postage on any defective item. However, in the unlikely event that you are not satisfied with a purchased item and wish to return or exchange it, you will be responsible for return postage. Postage costs are non-refundable.
In these cases all items must be returned within 14 days of purchase with the original packaging intact and in a resalable condition.
Please email Swearing is Cool at email@example.com to arrange a return.
Some of our items are shipped to you at a discounted courier charge. However in the unlikely event of returning one of these items, you will be responsible for the full cost of the delivery. If you're unsure on an exact colour match or size of any of the items please don't hesitate to contact us prior to order and we'll endeavour to assist.
TERMS & CONDITIONS
Any contract between us, whether for use of the site or in relation to the purchase of products or services through the site will be governed by the laws of England and Wales and all parties submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the English Courts. Any contract will be communicated in English.
We have taken every care in the preparation of the content of , however we cannot guarantee uninterrupted and totally reliable access, and so therefore can not guarantee that the information will always be completely up to date and free of mistakes. To the extent permitted by applicable law, Swearing is Cool disclaim all warranties; expressed or implied, as to the accuracy of the information contained in any of the materials on and will accept no liability for any loss or damage arising as a result of problems with access.
Swearing is Cool have made every effort to reproduce colours on the site as accurately as possible. However, different PC's and monitors reproduce colours in slightly different ways. Exact colour matches are not yet possible. When you order products from the , colours may differ from what you see on the screen.
All product dimensions are stated as accurately as possible, however sometimes product sizes do vary slightly.
We may periodically offer discounts, promotions or 'sale prices' using checkout codes or clearly marked reductions to the normal price. Such discounts apply only to existing stock and may be withdrawn at our discretion without notice. Current discounts and promotions can only be applied singly; two or more discounts may not be used for the same purchase.
Swearing is Cool shall not be liable to any person for any loss or damage, which may arise from the use of any of the information contained in any of the materials on this website.
Swearing is Cool shall not be liable to any person for any incidental costs or expenses incurred by late or non arrival of couriers or postal services for delivery or collection of parcels.
Some hyperlinks on may lead to other websites, which are not under the control of Swearing is Cool. When you activate any of these you will leave the website and Swearing is Cool has no control over and will accept no responsibility or liability for the material on any website which is not under the control of Swearing is Cool.
All brand names, product, service names, titles and copyrights used in this site are trademarks, trade names, service marks or copyrights of their respective holders. No permission is given by Swearing is Cool for their use by any person other than the said holders and such use may constitute an infringement of the holders' rights.
All designs, text, graphics and their selection and arrangement on are the copyright of Swearing is Cool or its content providers. Permission is granted to users to electronically copy or print portions of this site for their own personal but not non-commercial use. Any other use of materials on this site without Swearing is Cool’s prior written consent is strictly prohibited.
Swearing is Cool validates the order and payment details submitted to us before your order can be accepted. Your order has not been accepted until we write to you to advise, or confirm the dispatch of your goods.
Subject to further validation checks we may choose to make, our acceptance of your order brings into existence a legally binding agreement between us.
Swearing is Cool reserves the right to restrict the number of items available for sale to any individual customer. All orders are subject to availability. If your order cannot be fulfilled you will be offered an alternative or given a full refund.
All of our payments are taken through third parties. Swearing is Cool are not responsible for processing payments.
Swearing is Cool have taken care to ensure prices are accurate. Prices may change over time. Promotions and prices you see in Swearing is Cool’s physical shops do not apply to , and vice versa.
Swearing is Cool operate in an environment where pet hair may be present. If you have an allergy please email Swearing is Cool at before ordering.
The exclusions of liability set out in these terms and conditions shall not apply to any damages arising from death or personal injury caused by the negligence of Swearing is Cool or any of their employees or agents.
These terms and conditions shall be governed by and construed in accordance with English Law. If any provision of these terms and conditions shall be unlawful, or unenforceable then that provision shall be deemed severable and shall not affect the validity and enforceability of the remaining provisions.
Swearing is Cool reserves the right to alter these terms and conditions from time to time by posting new terms and conditions on this website.
Swearing is Cool is committed to ensuring that your privacy is protected. Should we ask you to provide certain information by which you can be identified when using this website, then you can be assured that it will only be used in accordance with this privacy statement.
Swearing is Cool may change this policy from time to time by updating this page. You should check this page from time to time to ensure that you are happy with any changes.
What we collect
We may collect the following information:
contact information including email address
demographic information such as postcode, preferences and interests
other information relevant to customer surveys and/or offers
What we do with the information we gather
We require this information to understand your needs and provide you with a better service, and in particular for the following reasons:
Internal record keeping
We may use the information to improve our products and services
We may periodically send promotional email about new products, special offers or other information which we think you may find interesting using the email address which you have provided
From time to time, we may also use your information to contact you for market research purposes or to remind you of products and services applicable to your profile. We may contact you by email, phone, mail
We may use the information to customise the website according to your interests
We are committed to ensuring that your information is secure. In order to prevent unauthorised access or disclosure we have put in place suitable physical, electronic and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online.
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We use traffic log cookies to identify which pages are being used. This helps us analyse data about web page traffic and improve our website in order to tailor it to customer needs. We only use this information for statistical analysis purposes and then the data is removed from the system.
We may use Google Adwords & Analytics features from time to time that are based on Display Advertising and Remarketing to advertise online. These cookies (DoubleClick) are used by third-party vendors, including Google, to show our ads on sites across the Internet.
Visitors can opt out of Google Analytics for Display Advertising and customise Google Display Network ads using the Ads Settings.
Additionally please be aware that there is a Google Analytics opt-out add-on for all common browsers.
Overall, cookies help us provide you with a better website, by enabling us to monitor which pages you find useful and which you do not. A cookie in no way gives us access to your computer or any information about you, other than the data you choose to share with us.
You can choose to accept or decline cookies. Most web browsers automatically accept cookies, but you can usually modify your browser setting to decline cookies if you prefer. This may prevent you from taking full advantage of the website.
Links to other websites
Our website may contain links to enable you to visit other websites of interest easily. However, once you have used these links to leave our site, you should note that we do not have any control over that other website. Therefore, we cannot be responsible for the protection and privacy of any information which you provide whilst visiting such sites and such sites are not governed by this privacy statement. You should exercise caution and look at the privacy statement applicable to the website in question.
swearingiscool.com is hosted on the Wix.com platform. Wix.com provides us with the online platform that allows us to sell our products and services to you. Your data may be stored through Wix.com’s data storage, databases and the general Wix.com applications. They store your data on secure servers behind a firewall.
All direct payment gateways offered by Wix.com and used by our company adhere to the standards set by PCI-DSS as managed by the PCI Security Standards Council, which is a joint effort of brands like Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover. PCI-DSS requirements help ensure the secure handling of credit card information by our store and its service providers.
Controlling your personal information
You may choose to restrict the collection or use of your personal information in the following ways:
whenever you are asked to fill in a form on the website, look for a box that you can click to indicate that you do not want the information to be used by anybody for direct marketing purposes
if you have previously agreed to us using your personal information for direct marketing purposes, you may change your mind at any time by writing to or emailing us at .
We will not sell, distribute or lease your personal information to third parties unless we have your permission or are required by law.
You may request details of personal information which we hold about you under the Data Protection Act 1998. A small fee will be payable. If you would like a copy of the information held on you please email us at .
If you believe that any information we are holding on you is incorrect or incomplete, please email us as soon as possible, at the above address. We will promptly correct any information found to be incorrect.